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		<description><![CDATA[<p>For some, social distancing means staying home alone. For others, it means having a quarantine party with friends and family. Regardless of your plans, you can stock up on alcohol (and toilet paper) and sip on these quarantine-inspired beverages: THE QUARANTINI A new spin on a yellow fever, the quarantini is a combination of sweet</p>
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				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For some, social distancing means staying home alone. For others, it means having a quarantine party with friends and family. Regardless of your plans, you can stock up on alcohol (and toilet paper) and sip on these quarantine-inspired beverages:</p>
<p><strong>THE QUARANTINI</strong></p>
<p>A new spin on a yellow fever, the quarantini is a combination of sweet and sour- kind of like life when you&#8217;re stuck at home.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone wp-image-5098 size-medium" src="https://www.iwantbeerrightnow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/sebastian-coman-photography-mRC4D1lgSoA-unsplash-240x300.jpg" alt="Photo by Sebastian Coman" width="240" height="300" /></p>
<p>1 1/2 ounces vodka<br />
1/2 ounce Galliano<br />
1/2 ounce lime juice<br />
1 ounce pineapple juice<br />
garnish with toilet paper to show how rich you are</p>
<p><strong>THE VODKA-C </strong></p>
<p>Put a little vitamin C into your life with this spritzer. Orange juice and any immune boosting powder added to vodka creates a funny little ode to our immune systems and a delicious, hilarious party drink.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.iwantbeerrightnow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/victoria-shes-8OpyEpJVgiQ-unsplash.jpg" class="hoverBorder alignnone"><img class=" wp-image-5093" src="https://www.iwantbeerrightnow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/victoria-shes-8OpyEpJVgiQ-unsplash-200x300.jpg" alt="Photo by Victoria Shes" width="243" height="365" /></a></p>
<p>2 oz vodka<br />
splash of orange juice<br />
1/2 Emergen-C packet<br />
splash of sparking water<br />
garnish with oranges</p>
<p><strong>THE CURE</strong></p>
<p>Find some old test tubes or beakers you have laying around and come up with your own cure- for quarantine boredom- with this delightful mix. You can substitute with any blue liquor.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.iwantbeerrightnow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/felipe-ponce-p15ZaG1VgFA-unsplash.jpg" class="hoverBorder alignnone"><img class=" wp-image-5092 size-medium" src="https://www.iwantbeerrightnow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/felipe-ponce-p15ZaG1VgFA-unsplash-200x300.jpg" alt="Photo by Felipe Ponce" width="200" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>2 oz Hypnotiq<br />
2 oz white wine<br />
splash of ginger ale<br />
serve in beaker for maximum effect</p>
<p><strong>The Social Dist-shandy</strong></p>
<p>This one is for sharing with your social distancing buddies while relaxing in your yard watching the grass grow.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.iwantbeerrightnow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/drew-beamer-i089wXef_Is-unsplash.jpg" class="hoverBorder alignnone"><img class=" wp-image-5095 size-medium" src="https://www.iwantbeerrightnow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/drew-beamer-i089wXef_Is-unsplash-200x300.jpg" alt="Photo by Drew Beamer" width="200" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>1 bottle Budlight beer<br />
2 oz peach brandy<br />
splash of strawberry lemonade<br />
garnish with a face mask to make sure no one coughs into it</p>
<p><strong>THE BOREDOM BOWL</strong></p>
<p>This is for the third week of quarantine, when you’ve organized your entire closet, deleted all 700 of your spam e-mails and watched everything on Netflix. It&#8217;s boring, but delicious.</p>
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<p>2 oz strawberry liqueur<br />
2 oz strawberry Budlight Seltzer<br />
splash of orange juice<br />
garnish with a strawberry that you have removed all the seeds from with tweezers</p>
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