Best Hookup Bars in DC – the handy list

Washington, D.C. is our nation’s capital, but even Uncle Sam has to get some lovin’ sometimes! However, being the town that it is, you could imagine that it is hard to find adequate places to let loose. Nevertheless, here is a list of some of the best places to ensure you get a little patriotic poonani.

McFadden’s – This place has a mechanical bull and specializes in shots. This is a quick way to get a quickie.

Public Bar – Lots of testosterone and beer. Ladies, have at it.

Wonderland Ballroom – Dancing close, touching, well, you know the rest. Find out who’s body is a wonderland here.

Cafe Asia – Two words: Coed bathrooms.

Sadly, there aren’t many more worth visiting outside of these, but luckily for you, DC is a small place. Try them all!