5 Traumatic Ways You’ve Probably Spilled a Beer

Howdy my alchy guzzlers! From time to time, we like to throw out a couple of funny articles in the mix. This is one of those articles. Can you think about a time when you have spilled your beer? It was damn near the worst thing that could have happened in your life at that point, wasn’t it? Yeah, we know. That’s why you always order backup from BeerRightNow.com ;).

With that said, we have racked our alcohol-swimming brains to come up with the ultimate list of the 10 Traumatic Ways You’ve Probably Spilled a Beer. Here goes nothing.

1. Tripping

Admit it.  You’ve ‘fallen’ (see what we did there? heh heh) victim to tripping and falling over while holding your beer.  And as a result, the floor got to drink your beverage instead of you.  *cue unfortunate music* Let’s just hope the cutie in the corner didn’t see you just wipe out.

2. The Good ‘Ol Knock Over

You knew exactly what I meant by this before you even looked at the picture.  And chances are, it made you sad.  You’re not alone, though.  Many, MANY people have accidentally knocked over their beverage while talking vividly with their hands or reaching for something.

3. Pouring Out Your Beer While Talking

You may have found yourself in a heated debate, and as a result, when making the “who cares” gesture, you have accidentally spilled out some of your beer.  Poor, poor, you.

4. Choking

So you’re drinking and suddenly, the booze goes down the wrong tube.  You’re left flailing your arms and as a result, your beer comes flying out your throat and bottle simultaneously.

5. Slosh Step

You’re holding your beer with two hands in your nice frosted mug, stepping carefully, and still, with each step you manage to slosh some of it out of the blasted cup!  Aww man!