10 pickup lines that actually work

by / Sunday, 17 January 2016 / Published in Random Ravings


Pickup lines are like magic. They do, contrary to popular thought, work when executed flawlessly. You see her across the bar, big brown eyes and hair down to her waist. She smiles at you from across the room, and this is your moment to make a move. What do you say? It has to be perfect. We have you covered — use any of these and she will give you her number without a second thought.

1. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.




2. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.




3. “Do you have any raisins?”
“Well how about a date?”



4. Are you an angle from heaven? Cause you’re acute.



5. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.




6. Feel my shirt…. *feels shirt* It’s made of boyfriend material




7. Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you’re hot.




8. Hold out your hand and ask “will you hold this while I go for a walk?”



9. Are you an appendix because I’d like to take you out.




10. Was your father a thief?

Wait for it…

Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.



Cue swoon.

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